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Email Transmitted Homosexuality (ETH) is the term to describe emails recieved from male companions that depict any of the following: 1. Kittens 2. Sunsets 3. Beaches (not containing naked/scantidly clad females) 4. Puppies (exceptions being Dobermans, Rottweilers etc) 5. Couples (not in the act of sexual depravity) 6. Or other topics which cause the recipient to question the sexuality of the sender. ETH is the electronic version of AIDS. ETH can be voided only by subsequent emails from the sender that contain (or make reference to) vaginas. Either context must adress the touching and/or penetration of said vagina.
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