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A snotty slimy saliva freakazoid! You'd never want to eat near this disgusting ball of crap! He mixes salad and spaghetti and enjoys every bite. He sneezes and booger blasts all over his hand and doesn't give a damn. He'll shake you're hand anyway. Wiping snot on his hands is a daily routine for this germ.
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