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A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition. In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
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