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You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.
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