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The ultimate male find for any women who is sick and tired of the same old dis-respectful treatment. This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed. He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities. A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family. *All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.
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