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n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A [fictional character]/ monster made up in the diseased [imagination] of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- [understandable] reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.
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