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Perverted basterd. trys to steal your gf. there is two ways u can tell that he has a boner like all the time: he always walks funny and his pants are always bulged out wen he comes out of the bathroom. he dreams that one day he will grow a second dick and fuck two porn stars at the same time. he thinks hes all that because he is good at kick ball. he dresses like a white trash gangster and thinks it makes him look cool wen he really looks like a dick. he shoves dildos up his ass in the cubbys wen he comes into class in the morning. all i can say is that he is a stuck up whore who has dated about every decent girl on the face of the planet.
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