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Somoene who lives in the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington Virginia, and exhibits the hallmarks of a pretentious douchebag. A typical Clarendouche wears brown flip-flops and/or goofy pork pie hats. Clarendouches often are homosexual and have annoying toy dogs that bark a lot.
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