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La Pichona is a name as well as an essence. She is an overweight, hispanic woman with arching eyebrows that reach to the sky, a tweety-bird tattoo [on the back] of her calf to show off the loss of her inocence, and also a wicked mustache. She uses [purple lipstick] that you might find in the 1990's, and she is very aggressive when it comes to sex. When hanging with the cholos, she has been known to kick open the [front door] and yell, "ala verga, putos!" she also tends to have a side-kick a "friendemy" named "La mapacha"
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