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Coolest part of California just a little west of San Francisco. Home of the Hillsdale Knights!!!! Also home to the Aragon Dons (boo) and the San Mateo Bobcats (real creative guys). Also home to a bunch of middle schools, including Abbott, which even if you went there, you can agree sucked. Half of the population of San Mateo think that they're super ghetto. Someone should inform them that they don't live in Oakland because nothing bad ever happens in this hood. We're super sheltered.
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