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Loannie ~ An angel of god, sent to earth to make everyone happy... Just like the four horsemen of the apocalypse (Pestilence, War, Famine and Death) Loannie rides a great mare named Blinkie... a huge white steed named and created by god himself. The horse belongs to one of the 3 wise men, the poor one. Loannie Rased it and taught it everything it knows... together Loannie and her steed make the world happy... more happy than santa ever did!! Amen!
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