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noun 1. Newborns and infants who are not breast-fed by their mothers or wet-nurse from birth; children bottle fed with man-made formula, cow, goat and other non-human milk. 2. An adult syndrome, neurosis or psychosis associated with fixation on female breasts caused by not being breast-fed; the condition can cause adult males to stare for hours at images of exposed female breasts, preferably in-person but usually on video while [spanking the monkey]. This affliction has caused the loss of millions of hours of relational and [professional] [productivity]; and has subjected the owners of these splendid protuberances to fawning, gawking and general harassment for a glimpse at the much sought after nipple and aureola. 3. A grown animal that you rescued as a newborn, and you bottle fed in the absence of its mother.
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