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TSJDOOYM=Take Steve Jobs' Dick Out Of Your Mouth. Useful when pointing out a particularly illogical claim of apple superiority by an apple fanboy. Not so effective with certain apple fanGIRLS. Perhaps TSJDOOYB=Take Steve Jobs' Dick Out Of Your Butt might work better, but then again, for certain apple fangirls, this will not be a negative. Might be the quickest way to find out this sort of thing, so if you're into that, try it. But not at work. Don't say we didn't warn you. Steve Jobs, apple fanboy, apple buttboy, apple fanatic, loon, Jobs, fanboy, buttboy, fanatic, loon,
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