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The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits. There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds: 1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots. 2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere). 3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
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