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cys·tom·er/ˈ/cystəmər/Noun 1. A person or organization that buys goods or services from a store or other business, but is a total dick about it. 2. A person or thing of a specified kind that one has to deal with: "a tough customer" 3. An entity foolhardily demanding something that is clearly outside the boundaries of space and/or time.
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