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hampden is the royal farms headquarters of the world. hampden's bike lanes double as jazzy speedways. hampden can satisfy all your non-contractual cellphone needs. no questions asked. hampden has a disturbing amount of peewee herman memorabilia and an unhealthy relationship with flamingos. hampden is a good place for getting burned for ready rock at 4 am after coming down off of shrooms. hampden's mcdonalds gives you really salty fries. just sayin. hampden: home of dimitri's. where one can purchase a beverage for three dollars (including tip) at 6:01 am. hampden: home of the largest slice of pizza ...and diarrhea. some home grown celebrities: hey helen (r.i.p.), that dude with the tattoos on his face, the other dude with the swastika on his chest (who hangs with black dudes), the king brothers, big bubba (fire hero), and magoo - to name a few.
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