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Long form: Gabriel. A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis. Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.
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