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When one finally drops a quality hot and steamy log that hangs from ass to [toilet water] after extreme [constipation] and does not realize that it has not detached from the anal cavity, causing him/her to proceed with the wiping process, and violently "smash" through the log. It is called a "surprise" because the victim usually responds with "HOLY SHIT!" or "MY BUNG HOLE!" or "[DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF]!"
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