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see: Obone A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely. The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere. A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
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