Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all." If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible. If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines: -Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there. -Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy. -Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale. -For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL. -This will all be over soon. :D
Text fits
Save
Cancel