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Cunningfigjamologist: The combination of the word "cunning" and the australian slang word "Figjam" (Figjam : "F*ck I'm good; just ask me". Nickname for people who have a high opinion of themselves".). A cunningfigjamologist is a person so clever in their understanding of cunning tactics, behaviour, influence, control of others/situations are wildly beyond the comprehension of the rest of the human race. This extraordinary ability to be 50 steps ahead of “a lesser man” (everyone else), results in huge self esteem (which is of course, perfect for massaging the ego) and lets the Cunningfigjamologist improve and improve in an endless explosion of evolution. However, take heed! A darker Cunningfigjamologist will usually uses this ability for their own personal amusement.
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