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A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies. A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick. A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.
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