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A dude who grew up in Garland but has never seen to need to travel outside the city-lines unless to purchase liquor or travel to ghetto clubs in downtown Dallas. A Garland Bro has: 1) Never been on an airplane and has no interest in such things. 2) No idea where Brazil, or any other country is, or what "Wi-Fi" or the "Pathogenic Theorem" is. 3) A 90s car with big rims and "GARLAND" in old-English letters in the back window of their car. 4) A GED but professes to have graduated from Garland HS, or South Garland HS. 5) An absurd number of pictures on Facebook taken with a Blackberry of them holding 40s, wads of cash, or both. 6) Fifteen to twenty pairs of basketball shorts, but never plays basketball.
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