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(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER)

Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.

1.	Self-anointed 2.	Unrepentant 3.	All show...no go 4.	Fiendishly arrogant

Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club. The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management. Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles. Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall. Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing. Never saw combat, but talks the talk. Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.” Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors. Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.' Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself. Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems. Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him. Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.

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