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A dildo with such irregular proportions it may be deceived as a brick. It was once said that the relic itself [possesses] mystic healing proporties and can cure [impotence]. When struck by Gimley's axe, the brick-o-dildo will split into equal proportions, revealing a [Kinder egg] which the beholder may claim as a reward.
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