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Picture this. Gregory meets Teddy. McJefferson is dangling from a ceiling fan. Add some cream, consider some Splenda, but then, consider reconsidering. Gregory is a mysterious anthropologist who despises the rump of a young kitten. He simply has no interest in these diddle games. The disliked kitten, almost sprinkled with Splenda, absorbs both McJefferson and Teddy through osmosis, only to separate from the imagination of Gregory through reverse osmosis. The end result: Mermigkas.
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