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Poorly educated loutish individual, who is often challenged by words containing over two syllables. This being, despite regular insults rarely takes a substantial blow to its self esteem due to its truly gargantuan ego, which shields it from the harsh reality of its own shortcomings. Unfortunately however, the aforementioned fails to cover so much as half of the individual's problems; you may at this point be thinking that a word such as "cunt" would fit the bill, however despite the fact that a footballer fulfills all aspects of this obscenity, the obscenity fails to encapsulate all aspects of the object it is intended to describe. Thus, to conclude I shall simply say that these dismal beings which burden society tend to have the charisma of John Prescott, the aesthetic merit of a frost-bitten genital and the compassion and respect for others of Chairman Mao, a definition which should help you to avoid them.
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