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skortress (n.) - \ˈskȯr-trəs\ - a pair of shorts made to resemble a dress; a full-body piece of clothing terminating in flap-front shorts Origin: Upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, "Is that a skort dress? A skortress? Wait, how do you pee in that thing?" Derivations: combined form of skort and dress. Other possible derivations include the combined form of skank and fortress.
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