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Sometimes, when a man is too drunk to get an erection, it can be embarrassing. To avoid embarrassment, (This only works if the girl is very drunk/dumb), he can slide his fingers down infront of his penis and do the deed while making all the right noises, while the girl is none the wiser, thus avoiding a loss of dignity, unless the girl realizes his penis is unusually small.
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