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Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"
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