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A small, incredibly shite 'town' on the border of New Zealand. Many don't actually realize that Ngatea is an independent country, dedicated to following the beliefs and teachings of Betsy the Cow. Geologists are continually flumoxed by the apparent nature of the 'township'. Nowhere else in the universe has been discovered a crater at the bottom of a hole, which in turn is situated in a fissure. Tis this unimaginable shittyness that drew the original mutant renegades from the secret underground government facility situated in the Ngatean wilderness.
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