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(Morse-add-ih-MOH-lay) The act of masturbating violently, committing suicide in the process; the act of violent masturbation; the act of raping oneself, etc. It's like Seppuku, but involving genitalia instead of swords. Also, samurai usually don't do it. Can involve BDSM, self-torture, etc. May involve use of sex toys. Not to be confused with suiciderbate, which is not sexual at all. (Or is it?) RULE 34!
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