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"Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels. This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew. This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.
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