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A device which Satan and the U.S. Government designed together to slowly suck out the souls and personalities of unsuspecting citizens seeking financial stability. Usually placed in the office building of a business, its main intentions are: 1.) To give its victim an eternity of suffering and purgatory before they even die. 2.) To rid its victim of his or her spontaneity, personality and life by micromanaging such things as dress codes and behavior, also known as fascism.
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