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1-The act of queefing into a males face while a female is menstruating 2-A queef after giving birth when the placenta flies from the female onto the doctors face or the husband of said female whilst video taping the birth to show to unwilling house guests later in life. This practice was developed by the indigenous species of pelicans now extinct in the antarctic to attract mates and later perfected by teens in the inner city scene of competitive taxidermy and is now most prevalently used as a tool of instantaneous sexual release by middle aged house wives.orgasm arterial spray mom heaven
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