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When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head. Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car. This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
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