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C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life. Symptoms are: 1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and [throw it out the window] saying "Bomb defused" 2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck. 3. When you hear a siren you yell "[TACTICAL NUKE]!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!! 4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!" 5.You attach a GPS to your [little brothers] Nerf gun and start searching for enemies. 6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
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