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a chiunde cootie. a chootie is something that used to lie pathologically but is now a "changed man." chooties are "funny", smart, good looking, witty, and a bit sarcastic. a chootie is something that one would like to experience again and again. WARNING: a chootie may result in a mark (usually on the neck and chest) that is not all together desirable. Take precautions accordingly.
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