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n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son. v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.
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