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A bloomster is a mixed race troglodyte composed of a pure-bred American and a cockroach Filipino. Bloomsters often prefer the enchanting musk of men who abstain from bathing, ie Third-World scum. A bloomster can often be found wheellin' and dealin' at garage sales, flea markets, and junk yards. Many homeless people complain of bloomsters getting the good stuff from dumpsters before they have a chance too. Bloomsters are often considered armed but not dangerous.
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