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A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.
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