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An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn'[t] care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical [mojo] going, you can'[t] [help] but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I [don]'t care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly [fool]-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "[Meh]" or any equivalent. Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss [philosophy].
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