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When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.
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