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A male that believes he is the Alpha male, that all his conquests are his decision and due to this is becoming somewhat extinct. To get by Fat Pandas will sleep with anything, any age and any race, causing conflict between their own kind, many are becoming deformed and disease ridden due to their low level standards and hygiene. Fat Pandas Male activities leave a lot to be desired, you can usually spot them in bushes and trees around local play areas and schools, the black around the eyes adds to camouflage when camping out.
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