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1. A rude person who makes stupid, often irrelevant smart-ass remarks that impress no one. 2. A socially inept person who relies on shitty online computer games to feel like he has friends and a life. 3. People who generally cannot take jokes or pranks very well and are easily offended to the point of being immature and pathetic. 4. Someone who is overly attached to his laptop. 5. A male who constantly crosses his legs in a very feminine fashion. 6. Someone who can only talk about himself. 7. A goody-goody who tattles on his friends much like a stuck-up pre-school girl. 8. Someone who flirts with his sister… 9. Someone who thinks that achieving level 99 on Runescape is like having an orgasm. 10. A person who has a scary, nerdy voice that sounds like he had his voice-box removed from smoking too much. 11. Someone who answers questions obviously not directed towards him. 12. One who must use tweezers to masturbate.
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