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The act in which a person (usually a man) strips naked and defecates on his hands; smearing it on his enemy's house or apartment door. He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast. The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.
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