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After a bowel movement, to ensure the area is properly cleaned, utilizing a baby wipe, wrap it securely around the tip of your pointer finger. Insert finger into anus one knuckle deep. Spin finger in clockwise direction to dislodge and loosen any feces retained in the anal wall. Remove finger, discard feces infested wipe into toilette. Flush.
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