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The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again. I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
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