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A sex position involving chopsticks, a pitcher of water, a lemon wedge and three pistachios. While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles. After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her. It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."
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