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female An enormous cave-dwelling disgustoid - easily recognised by their deformed features, spotty back and near-zero sexual appeal. It is believed Trogladons breed asexually (like gingers) and are deficient in the area of the brain usually reserved for style, grace or social etiquette. Whilst rather placid in nature, their lack of aggression or malice should not be used as an excuse for how fucking unattractive they are. It is generally accepted that no amount of alcohol can make a trogladon into a honey.
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